The Origin Of The O.O.P.S Organization (SCP Database Document)

This is a redacted document from the S.C.P database, edited to include the creation of the O.O.P.S:

 

The Following is a transcript of a breach of SCP-173:               '''
 * Dr. [Redacted] Bright: Oh fuck! Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! Don’t blink bright, don’t blink…
 * [SCP-173 snaps [Redacted]’s neck]
 * SCP-173: Bright where are you?
 * Dr. Jan Itor: Bright don’t be such a wuss…
 * Dr. [Redacted] Bright: fuck off Jan! It’s after me!
 * Dr. Jan Itor: Ok then you dick! Hey, 173 he’s over here!
 * Dr. [Redacted] Bright: Shut the FUCK UP!
 * Dr. Jan Itor: It's too late asshole!
 * Dr. [Redacted] Bright: Please tell it you were kidding!?
 * Dr. Jan Itor: What's in it for me?
 * Dr. [Redacted] Bright: Well I’ve been planning on leaving this fucking garbage hole for a while now…. Why don’t you come with me? I know you hate being a Janitor here, Jan!
 * Dr. Jan Itor: Ok but I gotta scream something first!
 * Dr. Jan Itor: HEY FUCKERS WERE CREATING OUR FOUNDATION!!!
 * Dr. [Redacted] Bright: YEAH WITH BLACKJACK AND FEMALE HOOKERS! ANYONE WANNA JOIN?!?!
 * The Entire Site: FUCK OFF BRIGHT!!!!!
 * Half The Site Members: YOU TOO JAN!!!!




 *  Dr. Jan Itor: Well I’ve got my moms basement with a shit ton of stolen SCP equipment, sound good, bright?


 * Dr. [Redacted] Bright: FUCK YEAH!