OOPS-69

 OOPS-069 

 Object Class:  Safe

 Special Containment:  The specimen is easily distracted by a folder of Phar/Mercy pornographic material.

 Description:  O.O.P.S. - 69 is half ghost half human.

 Addendum: little is known about this specimen other than the fact that he is a ghost and likes online horror literature. Although we did find 20 terabytes worth of pornographic material on his laptop after extensive cleaning as the laptop was covered in extreme amounts of ectoplasm. This seriously concerns us, as we as a species have not created a laptop with a 20 terabyte harddrive.